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screwtard

A mixture of screw and retard.
Screw-tard
David: Hello smell my finger its my ass.

Collin: David your such a screwtard.
by Kieran999 May 11, 2006
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screwdacious

Have you met that new guy, Corey? He is so fucking screwdacious!
by Passiflora33 October 2, 2007
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screwface

1) Highly intoxicated. Extremely drunken. See also drunk, mashed

2) A dirty or inappropriate facial expression. See also cut-eye,
1) I can't even remember what I did at the party Friday night, I was so friggin' screwface!

2) Yo, did you catch that dutty screwface MJ gave me when I walked into the room?
by Michelle November 12, 2003
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screwage

A charge levied at a restaurant or other similar establishment for bringing your own alcohol. More modern version of corkage, as it is more common for wine bottles to have screw tops as opposed to corks.
The screwage here is a rip-off.
by Dave Smartt May 24, 2008
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Screwball

1) A youth with a traumatic or bad childhood/past which causes problems in the present

2) A caller of the nationally syndicated radio show "LoveLine", usually having kids at an unhealthily young age.
"Listen, all you screwballs out there, stop having children!"
by Ace Rockolla August 12, 2003
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screwbag

The official definition of SCREWBAG is rather vague and can mean many things.

1. Anyone who is not quite retarded enough to be classified as a douchebag and not straight enough to be considered normal.

2. A bag filled with screws of various sizes, commonly used in construction. The one downside to a screwbag instead of a screw box is that if you grab the bag hard it will pierce your hand.....which makes it the opposite of a ballsack (in this context), which hurts like a motherfucker when you squeeze it hard.

3. The male genital region, more commonly called the ballsack. It also can be labelled the SCROTUM, NUTSACK, TOOLBOX, SET, or many other names. This name comes from the fact that sex, or SCREWING someone, involves a ballsack, so if you combine the two you get SCREWBAG.
Dr. Douchenfuck: Look at what Mike is doing over there! He is tipping over the garbage cans into the road!

StupidAss: Yeah, that kid is a screwbag.

The construction worker groped around for the screwbag and seized it, but he squeezed too hard and punctured his hand in multiple places. Luckily it wasn't his ballsack that he seized!

Sarah calmly stroked the long shaft of Greg's 11 inch penis. She loved how erotic his gleaming screwbag appeared in the soft evening light.
by Jesus Fuckendoucher September 29, 2011
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screwface

The youngest member of Wu-Tang, Shyheim's, disguise.
Shit iz real, ain't no time to cash no butterflies
Pass the St. Ide's
Screwface is my disguise so look me in my eyes that aint wise
The first chump that jumps is the first chump that dies
by tannedmike July 21, 2006
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