Screwba

Term used for someone who screws up your evening plans. You spend all day planning and get all excited then a screwba tells you politely that they don't feel like it anymore.

Person A: "Yo I'm soooo excited for tonite. I can't wait to get plastered."
Person B: "Actually I'm tired, I'm just gonna go home."
Person A: "What? You were all excited 5 minutes ago."
Person B: "Sorry dude, not feeling it."
Person A:" You're such a freakin screwba!"

by JChanClaire November 18, 2009

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screwba diving

Refers to where two aqualung-wearers "take da plunge" and have underwater sex.

Tiffany and I wanted to try screwba diving for da first time, but da water was so cold dat I couldn't "get it up" once we got below da surface. Guess we'll hafta wait for warmer weather to give it another shot.

by QuacksO January 26, 2022

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screwbastard

An erratic and potentially unlikable person, someone with unpredictable and illogical behavior. a truncation of “screwy bastard”.

Why does the dog smell like gasoline?

That screwbastard Marcus thought gas would kill his ticks. Keep him away from animals.

by Wilhelm Snakesnoot June 26, 2023

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Screwnami

1) riding a tidal wave of promiscuity
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2) after a night of raunchy and riotous sex, one's room is completely destroyed.

1)Tiger Woods: Man I have been on a screwnami
Friend: What is that?
Tiger: I've slept with 5 women this week
Friend: It's Tuesday....

2)Man I think the screwnami hit my room last night!

by Sheff4 December 2, 2009

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