Screwba 

Term used for someone who screws up your evening plans. You spend all day planning and get all excited then a screwba tells you politely that they don't feel like it anymore.

Person A: "Yo I'm soooo excited for tonite. I can't wait to get plastered."
Person B: "Actually I'm tired, I'm just gonna go home."
Person A: "What? You were all excited 5 minutes ago."
Person B: "Sorry dude, not feeling it."
Person A:" You're such a freakin screwba!"

Screwba by JChanClaire November 18, 2009

screwba diving 

Refers to where two aqualung-wearers "take da plunge" and have underwater sex.

Tiffany and I wanted to try screwba diving for da first time, but da water was so cold dat I couldn't "get it up" once we got below da surface. Guess we'll hafta wait for warmer weather to give it another shot.

screwba diving by QuacksO January 26, 2022

screwbastard 

An erratic and potentially unlikable person, someone with unpredictable and illogical behavior. a truncation of “screwy bastard”.

Why does the dog smell like gasoline?

That screwbastard Marcus thought gas would kill his ticks. Keep him away from animals.

screwbastard by Wilhelm Snakesnoot June 26, 2023

Screwnami 

1) riding a tidal wave of promiscuity
also
2) after a night of raunchy and riotous sex, one's room is completely destroyed.

1)Tiger Woods: Man I have been on a screwnami
Friend: What is that?
Tiger: I've slept with 5 women this week
Friend: It's Tuesday....

2)Man I think the screwnami hit my room last night!

Screwnami by Sheff4 December 2, 2009

Screwby 

A word invented by Stafford in Generation Kill meaning either "that sucks" or "that's cool".

Chaffin: She's a bookkeeper.
Espera: Cockkeeper.
Stafford: Oh, screwby, dawg.

Screwby by MananaFizzBitch September 26, 2008

Screwball 

1: A fool; and idiot; someone who is crazy

2: A type of baseball pitch

1: Man, he's a nice guy but he's such a screwball sometimes.

2: Woah, did you see that screwball?!

Screwball by zeemeister May 14, 2011

screwsapalooza 

Slang for an extended period of easy fucking, often in reference to an orgy.

Yeah, I went out to stay with my Uncle Albert in California one summer and it was a real screwsapalooza!

screwsapalooza by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021