screwbag 

The official definition of SCREWBAG is rather vague and can mean many things.

1. Anyone who is not quite retarded enough to be classified as a douchebag and not straight enough to be considered normal.

2. A bag filled with screws of various sizes, commonly used in construction. The one downside to a screwbag instead of a screw box is that if you grab the bag hard it will pierce your hand.....which makes it the opposite of a ballsack (in this context), which hurts like a motherfucker when you squeeze it hard.

3. The male genital region, more commonly called the ballsack. It also can be labelled the SCROTUM, NUTSACK, TOOLBOX, SET, or many other names. This name comes from the fact that sex, or SCREWING someone, involves a ballsack, so if you combine the two you get SCREWBAG.

Dr. Douchenfuck: Look at what Mike is doing over there! He is tipping over the garbage cans into the road!

StupidAss: Yeah, that kid is a screwbag.

The construction worker groped around for the screwbag and seized it, but he squeezed too hard and punctured his hand in multiple places. Luckily it wasn't his ballsack that he seized!

Sarah calmly stroked the long shaft of Greg's 11 inch penis. She loved how erotic his gleaming screwbag appeared in the soft evening light.

screwbag by Jesus Fuckendoucher September 29, 2011

screwbastard 

An erratic and potentially unlikable person, someone with unpredictable and illogical behavior. a truncation of “screwy bastard”.

Why does the dog smell like gasoline?

That screwbastard Marcus thought gas would kill his ticks. Keep him away from animals.

screwbastard by Wilhelm Snakesnoot June 26, 2023

Screwball 

1: A fool; and idiot; someone who is crazy

2: A type of baseball pitch

1: Man, he's a nice guy but he's such a screwball sometimes.

2: Woah, did you see that screwball?!

Screwball by zeemeister May 14, 2011

screwball 

an idiot who's insane

That's one crazy screwball

screwball by puppydude April 12, 2004

Shrewbag 

A fucking lowlife, mean, complete, scumbag of a person, who has it out to ruin everyones day (especially yours) and has just the right amount of authority over everyone else to do so.

*not to be mistaken with an actual bag of shrews*

Goddamn Mrs.Fiddleshits just made me sound like a complete moron in front of the whole class all because I'm not doing as well as the other fucks in there. She's such a fucking shrewbag and completely devoid of all logic what soever./rant

Shrewbag by Z641 February 19, 2014

Screwball Academy 

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere

I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."

Screwball Academy by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007

screwball 

a babbling or ranting fool

that ranting evangelist sure is a screwball

screwball by Daniel April 2, 2005