Redism

Any piece of wisdom espoused by Red Forman.

Redism: "Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs put a foot in your ass."

by Bud Knisley July 29, 2008

reissue

A reissue is a re-released version of a previously released product or a compilation of previously released material

After an item gets high demand and the product is not available any longer, the owner of the product can reissue it. A greatest hits album and a boxed set are 2 forms of reissued recordings, an expanded release of a previously released item is a reissue. Complete Shakespeare Anthologies are reissues of his plays in a volume.

by Bradley Olson November 2, 2004

dick relish

A condiment derived from the dick region. Grown and harvested in the spring of the year in a sustainable manner.

Oops you got dick relish all up in you after that 5k marathon.

by Jim Townerson March 8, 2009

Historia Reiss

A character in the manga/anime series Attack on Titan (also known as Shingeki no Kyojin). Originally known as Krista Lenz. She's the cute queen that's nice to everyone except communists, because they aren't people. She does not tolerate any kind of communism.

Communist: "Hey comrade Historia, want to go on a date with me?"

Historia Reiss: "How about I throw you out of a helicopter instead? You communist bastard."

by cumspewp October 6, 2017

Cash register

A rich chick or a chick with a rich daddy.

Justin V: I put my cock in a cash register on the weekend.

Chris A: What's a cash register?

Justin V: A very wealthy chick.

by Stirlingww January 13, 2010

register jockey

The ONE worker who, in a fast food resteraunt, ALWAYS stands at the cash register. A very pathetic attempt at trying to look busy, while other do the REAL work.

register jockey: Dude, we busted out like 45 subs that hour!!!

Co-worker: NO, I busted out like 45 subs that hour...you only played register jockey!!

by MIT ckc May 6, 2008

reiswig

a super hot babe with a hot body :)

reiswig none

by aksljdfh July 10, 2010