Pornacious

A way to describe anything that is rather pornographic, or at least suggestively so.

The sounds coming from your room last night were quite Pornacious, my dear. Were you using that new vibrator that I bought you, or is something else going on?

by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007

pornage

The disbelief and utter sexual frustration when having smart peers in a class.

Ex. Viraj had pornage when he walked into his entrepreneurship class. All the girls were smarter than him.

by virajisicky November 24, 2010

Lawn Pornament

Any seasonal lawn decoration that has been or can be used as a sex doll or sex toy. Can be inflatable or rigid and may or may not be modified to support deviant acts.

My grandma called the police when she saw a drunk college student from down the street defiling her prized inflatable Santa Claus. When the Police arrived, they found him passed out holding a Christmas elf. He had apparently sealed the deal with Donner, Prancer, Rudolph's mouth, and Frosty the Snow Man. When questioned, he claimed that he became addicted to Lawn Pornaments after dropping acid while watching a Family Guy marathon.

by tidycat72 December 8, 2009

Pruna

To turn on the computer and watch porn. Originally indicating a peer to peer programme in Korea, this word came to have this meaning as the programe started to get infected with porn. This word is used almost exclusively by boys in their teens.

Jill: Hey, did you do the chemistry assignment?
Jack: No. I just went home and turned on my pruna.
Jill: Pruna? What's that?
Jack: Um.... it's just like Donkey.

by AznsRule December 10, 2008

pornagrapher

A person who films or makes his or her own porn.

A Person who doesnt download random girls or men naked on there phone or ipod and earns it or man up and ask his/her girl or man to make porn/poses for them to get them through the day

Random person 1: DUDE, Why do you have porn on your phone you sick monkey?
cool random person 2:CHILLAX man I made it with my girl!
Random person1: What does that make you then?
cool random person 2:A pornagrapher

by Sam "J ROCK"Wiedeman January 8, 2008

pornament

Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls

Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!

by Springbreaker December 21, 2006

porna

Simulated pornography.
At no time can your thingy actually touch someone or be seen

From Vlassic With Love to Heads & Tails, porna is still safe for the teens

by Mike Hummer October 14, 2003