puddy-doo

when your fatness takes over and you can nolonger see your pussy!

bitch i aint bouts ta eat yo ass out if i gotta hold dat shit up!!!!

by 50 cent butt slut May 16, 2005

puddyfudge

nonsense, just plain nonsense

the child was angry because his parents were fighting over puddyfudge.

by Marcy and Eric May 24, 2006

Puddle sleeper

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep

The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper

by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018

puke puddle

a puddle of puke. A pile of bullshit. A bundle of lies.

"Stick it out
Don't swallow the poisssonnn.
Spit it out
Don't swallow the lies..."

RUSH

Dogs go back to a puke puddle and lick it all up. Trained Pavlov dogs who can't think for themselves keep falling for all the bullshit coming from snake oil salesmen, corrupt politicians, money-stealing gurus, rip-off artists and more. People need to start thinking on their own and quit lapping up puke puddles.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 15, 2009

Gutter puddle

dirty or arrogant person. more or less a douche bag

wtf stop being a gutter puddle...

That gutter puddle is salty.

by M0l0ch May 15, 2010

faux puddle

Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.

I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.

by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010

Pit Puddle

The embarrassing, nearly unavoidable, dark fabric discoloration caused by underarm perspiration.

I can't wear this shirt to the club tonight, bro! It shows the worst pit puddles when things heat up.

by 3van7 February 22, 2011