Protein

An Item in the pokemon video game which ups attack.

My Piplup was a weak piece of shit till I crammed nine Proteins into it.

by Lord Damon October 9, 2009

Protein Cannon

another name for a penis.

background: While playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Iron Man's special move is called the Proton Cannon and a stream is emitted from a large gun. Protein Cannon seemed appropriate.

Prepare yourself, your girlfriend is about to be blasted by my protein cannon.

by Random Villain April 28, 2004

protein

the main building blocks to give you big muscles
can be found in the fluid called (cum) that a girl normally swallows

person1: dude your girls hench man check out them thighs!
me: yeh she likes the protein if you know what i mean
person1: you must get alot of head
me: yeh 4 times a day
person1: lucky (cunt)

by steiger May 26, 2006

Protein Stalactite

n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.

When I was done with Harry's mom, she was left smiling, garnishing a protein stalactite.

by Captain Willie December 14, 2008

Protein Slinger

Nickname for has-been or never-will-be female models who grow a large social media audience by posting frequent bikini, side-boob, and fitness pictures. Because they can't land legitimate modeling or acting gigs, they are relegated to promoting protein shakes and supplements on Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.

Protein slingers can be male, but they are very rare.

Ed: "Hey, have you ever hear of this @NatalieBurk89 chick on Instagram?"

Amit: "Nah, man ... I can't tell these protein slingers apart any more"

Ed: "True"

by MayorOfOceano September 21, 2016

protein dunk

When one bro leaves the gym and consumes a large amount of protein.

Chad: I'm leaving the gym now and I'm pumped for my protein dunk, dude.

by CarlCarlson1275 May 4, 2019

Protein Pancake

Similar to soggy biscuit game but each person fleshlight’s that pancake. Gotta get that recommended daily amount of brotein

(pancake toppings are optional)

Person 1: I had a protein pancake last night
Person 2: aww mate how did that end up happing?
Person 1: I though the lemon might make it fast. But that was a fatal mistake

by 933k February 25, 2020