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Laundry Privacy Invasion

Usually occurs to one who lives in an apartment building with a shared laundry facility. When a person goes down to the laundry room, they will often if not always find that their clothes have been taken out of either the washer or the dryer and has been scattered all over the floor or piled angrily in a corner to free the laundry machines and make way for someone else's tastless and soiled clothes.

The victim will often feel as though their privacy has been invaded knowing that strangers have rummaged through their clothes and under garments, how awful!
A: Oh my, Laundry Privacy Invasion rates have been on the rise!
B: I know! I had to get security cameras installed because I had TWO invasions last week! The worst part is that last time I arrived at the scene, my boxers with Sylvester the cat prints on em' were missing....
A: You gotta watch out man, whoever took em' prolly has your SIN number, all the PINs to your bank accounts, your medical records etc. by now!
by P.Trotsky January 23, 2011
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Privacy Policy

The privacy policy's small-print said that by using this site my kidneys may fail. I failed to recognise this statement and now I am in hospital with a lap-top registering my digust through-out the world.
by B-Drac November 15, 2003
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Privacy Rapist

A girlfriend who constantly checks your facebook profile, reads all of your texts, calls you to see where you're at or who you're with. And is always stuck up your ass!
Chaz: Your gf is a privacy rapist, you can't even take a shit without her watching you.

Boyfriend: Yeah I know. Its so fucking annoying!
by Nate Clark February 19, 2011
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ProBacTiv

A blemish-fighting medication formulated to combat clogged pores and oil slicks on the back.
Ross was super psyched to hit the beach until the 3-way mirror at Pac Sun revealed to him his nasty case of backne--luckily his 3-month supply of ProBacTiv was on its way.
by Reetu November 9, 2006
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Privacy error

what shows up when you search urban dictionary in school trying to cheat your wifi
rob: i trieds searching urban dictionary in school but didnt work... aha! *changes wifi* now ill search it! laptop: Privacy error. rob: come on!
by poipeoplepersone February 10, 2022
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Public Privacy

1. The illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. These people believe that others cannot hear about their husband's rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.

2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace.
1. "I don't care about her son's first poop on the toilet, I just want to know if she wants lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! Put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!"

2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! I'm not decent! This is an invasion of public privacy!

Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!"
by Bnacov March 28, 2008
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Privacy

Something meant to be barged upon rather than you keeping to yourself
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