perte

A talking wooden wind-up explosive vibrator, whose anus has been claimed by a REPO team and made public property. They exist as a race in space lads and are constantly made fun of with many snapshotted mistakes and memes.

Arke does NOT have a wild ass.

perte: I don't like arke's ass
-meme posted-
perte: shh

by TXN Perte' January 15, 2017

Peert

A peert (also known as a "drizzle pop-fizzle") is when someone urinating (either standing or sitting) unintentionally farts and therefore causes bystanders to wonder, "What the fuck was that?"

I was just in the restroom and someone about crapped themselves when they were takin' a piss. Smelled like musk and dead people in there!

by c.d.h October 17, 2004

Perth

The best Aussie city with the best beaches and hottest people where the Aussie accent is a tad toned down from the rest of Australia. Many celebrities and models come out of Perth. It has the highest amount of celebrities coming out of it than any other Australian city. The people are very laid back and friendly.

Out of all the cities I've been to Perth is my favourite, though I don't live there, I would like to.

by JeJay December 26, 2005

Pertackered

Australian Slang. From Warrnambool. May have been in a Movie. Meaning for something to be absolutely buggered, ruined.

"That tellies Pertackered!"
"Nah, it was Pertackered, so Threw it out"

by Eamon Hale August 9, 2004

perthy

a term that means dull and boring

~asociated with perth

08:29 <saxamo> wow you guys are so freaking perthy
08:29 <ifish> perthy?
08:29 <%merc|AFK> ifish: a term that means dull and boring
08:30 <%merc|AFK> ~asociated with perth
08:30 <ifish> oh ok

by mercluke April 18, 2010

Pleather Daddy

A vegan who is a dominant and often older member of the gay leather scene.

"I'm taking that pleather daddy out tonight" "Better call up to see if they have vegie options!"

by XOXOXVX December 28, 2012

Pert' Near

Really fuckin' close.

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

by Badturns July 13, 2010