old El Paso

A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.
I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.

Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”
by Smartmouth78 August 13, 2023
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El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.
Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital
by ThatFatterGuy December 04, 2016
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the deep paso

the embarassing place you find yourself in when someone tricks you into believing something totally outrageous at an unreasonable hour in the morning
Last night when I was talking to Logan on the phone, I was in the deep paso for a good five minutes.
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Paso Robles

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paso Robles
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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Paso Robles

Beggars/Panhandlers greet you while you drive through the Highway 101/46 interchange.

Also the home of the California Mid State Fair.
I drove to Paso Robles for the Fair and was surprised by the amount of homeless people I saw!
by Youremember March 23, 2024
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El Paso Punch

When you pour Vodka into a girl's Pussy and drink it out of there.
Who bro, El Paso punch tastes so good!

I know man.
by Uranium_Pie February 11, 2016
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El Paso Musket

When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.
Things got wild last night, my girlfriend gave me an El Paso Musket.
by Cali0731 April 09, 2022
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