nel paso, tejas

mexican slang for "no", derived from "nel" used in mexico city, but now used by border citizens to refer to El Paso, Texas.

Pepe: wanna go to a whorehouse?
Pancho: Nel Paso, Tejas, bro...

by samdaman December 1, 2004

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El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.

Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital

by ThatFatterGuy December 4, 2016

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El Paso Punch

When you pour Vodka into a girl's Pussy and drink it out of there.

Who bro, El Paso punch tastes so good!

I know man.

by Uranium_Pie September 20, 2016

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old El Paso

A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.

I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.

Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”

by Smartmouth78 August 12, 2023

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When a group of men meet up at an area (typically sears parking lot) and use code words like "drag racing" , "lets burn some rubber" and "road runner" for doing vigorous homosexual acts on one another mostly pertaining to anal penatration while using cocaine as baby powder to reduce chafing.

My friend Jerry told me that the el paso is really fun....I'm no longer friends with him.

by Speedguy70 July 17, 2022

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