netcock

Since many of the traditional frat boy style cockwaving activities (date raping as many girls as possible, eating semen off of cookies) are available on the world wide web, a different indicator of penis length has cropped up among the dorks and failures of the messageboards. Usual indicators used are postcount, uptime, computer specifications, amount of RAM, hard drive size, "first post" in a thread, and various other completely non-vital statistics about one's computer. These "netcock waving" threads tend to start at least once a month on messageboards. A lucky person may find a thread full of pictures of the board's posters, so that their complete failure/dork status can be properly judged.

"Wow, he's got 20,000 posts, 4GB of RAM, and his computer has been up for 3 years. He must have a massive netcock."

by Bob McFillius July 8, 2003

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Nechael

Also called "Neecal" Any species of Giant Panda that eats purple bamboo. The bamboo they have been known to eat causes a psychadelic euphoria to overcome the panda, making them to appear very lachsadaisical and unresponsive. This is where the idea of the Pokemon "Snorlax" came from. Nechaels have also been known to chase pigeons native to Heidelberg, Germany.

I was walking down the street when a Nechael walked over and tried to steal my money.

Whoa! Look at that Neecal! It's tripping balls!

by jerry_curl July 28, 2011

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Nethania

Nethania is an intelligent ,smart, beautiful gurl that always gets played by men. She is a wonderful person that no one noice. Her weaknesses are curly head dudes. She can be the best friend and advicer. If u need her she will always be there for u. You can count on her she is verryyy chismosa and you’ll always know the newest news because she be spilling the tea in class. Finally she is very slow Sumtimes. I love ❤️ my Nethania headasss.

Nethanias is pretty

by Blueberries and strawberries June 7, 2019

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nechrophiliac

a person who has sex with a dead person!!

if you were dead id become a nechrophiliac

by hail hitler May 10, 2005

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Neocheater

Is someone who manipulates situations in a smooth undetected maner for self gratification.

That neocheater took all of my money in poker last night.

by Roonie Blackfoot February 28, 2011

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Nerch

1st: A word with a Universal definition commonly used in describing "the village idiot" within your circle of friends. 2nd: Adjective. Used to describe someone unwilling to cooperate with your plan that has no purpose other than to benefit you. 3rd: Noun. A male or female's private part.

1st: "Dude, did you hear what John said? That shit didn't even make sense.What a fuckin' Nerch."
2nd: "C'mon Carlos, do this for me. Why are you being a freakin' Nerch?"
3rd: "Aww shit that hurt. Marcus just donkey punched me in the Nerch!"

by Renster512 November 2, 2008

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