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My Sweet Baby Boy

The most perfect guy I could ever ask for. he makes me fall more in love with him every single day. thank you for everything baby. I pinky promise to love you forever.
by I luv u June 1, 2023
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miscarried my food baby

taking a crap

in relation to food baby.
i just miscarried my food baby.
by barbabelle March 1, 2009
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birth my food baby

Guys, Imma need half an hour to birth my food baby.
by bazukanuka September 29, 2017
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Suck my toes baby girl

When you want to get a babe to lick ur toes
Jakob: ughg , suck my toes baby girl

Waldo: I feel u dude
by Jaehyuns Left Tit April 5, 2022
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My Monkey Baby

implying that the baby you gave birth to is really fucking ugly.

Based on the TLC hit drama series "My Monkey Baby"
My Monkey Baby likes to wear make-up.

My Monkey Baby got super hiii off of my thyroid and estrogen pills.

We were caught speeding after picking up My Monkey Baby.

We had to sneak My Monkey Baby into a cheap motel because we were tired.

I haven't talked to my kids in 5 years because I have been to distracted by My Monkey Baby.

My Monkey Baby is 18 it can go buy cigarettes.

When I'm in a condominium for the Elderly My Monkey Baby will take care of me.

My Monkey Baby Mom's and Dad's aren't that different from other parents.

My Monkey Baby will outlive us so we set up the Will to include her.
by Spencer, Laryn & Ara October 5, 2009
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my food baby is kicking

An expression used when eating too much (and thus getting a food baby) induces a stomach ache. Often associated with menstrual cramps exacerbated by over-eating. "Baby" may also be pronounced "bebe".
Why did I eat that third piece of pizza and then the fro yo? My food baby is kicking like hell.
by Architect of Destruction October 25, 2010
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my sweet baby

My sweet baby is more than just that. Hes my everything, my best friend, my lover, my daddy, my baby daddy, my forever and always and so much more.

My sweet baby is here to stay forever and always, to grow with me, to smile and laugh with, to go through pain with, to always be with me.

My sweet baby is everything.
I love my sweet baby!

B+K

12-18-19
by My babys baby June 25, 2020
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