mindofrez

Basically everyone knows.

Take its easy man?!? Its just a Urban dictionary dude. - Totally mindofrez

by Jamesodd1sout June 16, 2018

Mendoza Wrangler

An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user.

Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot!

Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her

Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence

by Sneed d'Elaine November 3, 2020

daniel mendoza

Drug kingpin in upstate New York. Known to the locals as "Taco Bueno". He operates out of Gabis Cafe, and is constantly moving to avoid the DEA and Immigration.
The Mendozian Cartel

"I just bought a shit ton of cocaine from Daniel Mendoza!"

by bobsatonme November 4, 2013

Totes Mondo

"Totally Man" or for sure dude.
Totes Mondo: is the coolest thing you have ever heard!

Kent: Are we going to the park today?
Daniel: Totes Mondo were going to the park!

by Elvisleo13 March 13, 2009

Mendo

The very fine varietal marijuana grown in Mendocino County, California.

"Man, smokin' that Mendo last night got me so high I almost had sex with a tree."

by CoyoteGrrl August 31, 2006

Mendocino Snail Trail

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

Mando-fail

A failure in a maths exam or test. Or a failure involving any maths-related problem or scenario. Dervies from the word Maths, (M) Addition, (a) Numbers, (N), Division (D) and Obtuse, (O). Commonly used in the east-Midlands area of Britain, this word is growing in usage.

Teacher: What do you think of the fact that you got 25% on your Maths exam?

Boy: It's a Mando-fail.

by ChocoholicCatholic23 July 18, 2009