Mooger

(n.) Undeniably hot, and intelligent.

Katie is an amazing Mooger.

by Panda Bear and Mooger January 28, 2008

Moonery

To act like Keith Moon, in homage to Keith Moon. Moonery necessitates excessive substance abuse, plus ridiculous larks and japes.

Talk about moonery... he was off his head, clad in a cardboard box, pretending to be a robot on the Uxbridge Road! Moon would approve.

by Jon Beaumont AKA Spuggs March 18, 2004

MOOBER

A genius, particularly regarding financial matters, stock trading, and banking coin.

Are you following that MOOBER on that blog? He's a stock trading genius!

by Schadenfreuder January 21, 2009

moffer

(noun) a younger woman or girl who is attracted to older men (at least fifteen years older)

"wow, obama is so hott!" -14 yr old lucy
"gosh lucy, you're such a freaking moffer!" -cindy
"and proud of it!" -lucy

by dangyoushottgrandpa November 1, 2009

mooser

a fart that lasts 5 seconds long

Bond just let go a mooser

by gorak April 8, 2003

moopert

When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.

Moopert is as described in the poem below:

poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.

shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.

crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.

terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.

feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.

logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.

by Jimmy Little January 1, 2008

mofer

a small hairy critter. a hair ball. a tanned hide made into a pouch. fuzzy, yet cuddly. often found in the inane world of TUT.

I need a mofer that wont blow my cover.
I found a dead mofer on the road.
There is a lot of mofers runnin a muck.
Lets go mofer huntin.
TUT has the most mofers I have ever seen

by WristPin December 15, 2008