Janny Mobile

a floor cleaning machine used my janitors commonly found in big public buildings. may be a rider or push. can be used for many purposed other than cleaning, such as joyriding, transporting goods, racing, stunts, etc.

Dirt: dude the other day at our basketball game we found a siweet janny mobile. greenie got it running and everything!

Bass: That is sick dude. Janny Mobiles are the greatest thing known to man.

by BASS3031 February 4, 2010

Hmong Mobile

A vehicle driven by a Hmong person containing more occupants than the manual suggests. Usually a minivan or hatchback manufactured earlier than 1990.

Did you see that hmong mobile pull out of that McDonalds? That was some funny shit.

by Hmong Mobile Salesman September 17, 2006

Mobile Skanking

When a skallywag is sexting more than one gentleman at once. It's a play on the term "Mobile Banking."

"Ayo Deztini be on that mobile skanking tip homie, she sextin da whole block!!"

by Da Quizzler October 10, 2011

mobicide

The intentional act of destroying your mobile/cellphone.

"Shh, don't tell anyone, but I committed mobicide to get an early upgrade from my carrier."

by Neil_G January 25, 2014

Mobileplexy

The sensation that your phone is vibrating in your pocket, only it's not in your pocket.

Mobileplexy

by BeAMan June 11, 2015

Madden Mobile Slay

The thiccest and joociest celebrity. Bella (MMG's old GF #RipBellskis2017) is Slay's sister.

Madden Mobile Slay held hands with Bella as they walked down the street together. Isn't Slay so thicc and joocy?

by "Slay's Nanny" November 14, 2017

Lit Mobile

An evil company that has god awful brain-liquifying ads that are on every single god damn monetized YouTube video that make you wanna pick up your computer or any device that has YouTube and throw it out a window.

"I swear, if I see one more Lit Mobile ad I will put a penguin into a blender"

by The cookie king May 25, 2020