missing sailor

Term to describe a piece of floating fecal matter (shit/turd)in the toliet bowl.

Flush twice because your roomies don't want to find a missing sailor.

by chris giocondo April 8, 2006

Miting

Masterbating with your clothes on.

Dude, i just walked in on your mom miting!

by Xx msuperdickm xX November 21, 2011

missing alpha call

A phrase used when your discord buddy misses alpha call. Once a harmless make, now an extensive meme used to represent any form of mistake.

Person 1: "God dammit I missed my ultimate".
Person 2: "Just like you missing alpha call"

by Sterm February 2, 2018

Milting

When some one eats ur jam sandwich and doesn’t eat the crust

Debbie u milting give me back my willy

DDIA FOR LIFE

by Mr Nina Trex March 17, 2019

missinghimlikealways

A very nice, cool, amazing, funny mutual who ALWAYS sends me TIKTOKS, but WE love when people do that. WE appreciate that! They are also a popular tiktok creator, and their old tiktoks are always on the fyp. ILYSM <33

Person: ¨Whos on OG mutual?¨
Me: ¨missinghimlikealways¨

by bakugousmustytoes June 11, 2021

missing submarine

Titanic: 2
Rich People: 0

Bert:Bro did u hear about the missing submarine?
Tammy: Nah fam

by sad tittiez x D June 21, 2023

Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.

Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"

by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012