mamel toe

the male version of camel toe.

bobs pants are so tight you can see his mamel toe. god, i can't even look at him.

by eeby1 March 6, 2012

mazel toss

The act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming "Mazel Toss!!" while ejaculating. Various sexual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.

Simon: I thought I heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just Saul. He was finishing a Mazel Toss when I walked in on him. Disgusting! He used the rest of my lox too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.

by von groovy May 27, 2017

Mazel tossed

When a person has to a gets a little too drunk at a Jewish function, including but not limited to a Bar Mitzvah, Passover Seder, or bris.

I had four bottles of manischewitz at David's son's bris, and punched the moil for touching my nephew. I was definitely Mazel Tossed.

We did 8 shots of potato vodka and got Mazel Tossed and Ezra's Hannukah party.

Joshua likes to get Mazel Tossed and annex parts of Palestine.

Yaakov got Mazel Tossed at Noah's Shabbat Seder and threw up Matzo balls all over my Yankees Kippah.

by Doctor Dreidel September 14, 2020

joe mazzello’s soulmate

Joe Mazzello’s soulmate is cardboard Ben a cardboard cutout of the actor Ben hardy

Have you seen Joe Mazzello’s soulmate? He is so cute

by I’m a queenie June 30, 2019

marzella

Marzella is another word for 'Wankstain' someone who is very controversial and likes to piss off there friends by making dickhead new ones

Man, that guy is such a marzella

by hoocha April 4, 2008

mazel tov

a phrase used by jewish children in christian schools to piss off devout people.

*teacher looks at Bob* "Bob, you failed again." *Jewish kid in corner says* "Mazel Tov, Bob!!!!"

by Malekhamoves March 14, 2004

Mammel toe

A male camel toe

A guys pants are so tight around his bulge it forms a camel toe , a "mammel toe" , male camel toe

by Foxy chocolate March 12, 2014