Liskeysi

A beautiful young woman with gorgeous dark brown eyes that every body remembers. She is very quiet and shy but is very smart, mostly known bye her strange personality. She is someone that will always give you the best advise and someone that you'll never forget in your life. Treat her like that one dimond you always wanted to find and don't make her mad unless you want your bond to break. ♡

-Liskeysi is so quiet!

-I know she is so shy.

by Keysi July 3, 2018

licked the baby clean

verb.
a male (preferably a stranger), has sex with a pregnant, typically 8-9 months woman.
while the cum is still inside the pussy and all over the baby, the woman gives birth to it and licks the baby with her tongue to clean off the cum covering the baby.

"I've heard that that woman who gave birth to Liam licked the baby clean."
"ewwww what the fuck."

I'm sorry to whoever read this.

by i'mprobablynsfw December 7, 2019

LinkedIn-Zoned

If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.

"How'd that application go Joe?"

"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".

by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020

Liked Song Roulette

When you shuffle your 'liked songs' playlist on Spotify, which includes all of the songs you've ever liked. Chances are there's some pretty cringe shit in there you don't want your friends to hear.

Brody: I played some liked song roulette in the car yesterday with the boys, and now they all know I'm a secret K-pop stan
Tom: Yikes

by drzech August 13, 2022

donkey-licked

to be defeated convincingly.

Originally from Australian and New Zealand horse-racing slang, now applicable to contests generally.

In 2012, New Zealand were donkey-licked 38-21 by England at Twickenham.

by mum61e November 16, 2013

tubbee_likedabee

a very swaggy and dirty-minded tiktoker. they have a crush on a baseball player my god-

"tubbee_likedabee is so pog"

by poggestperfuckinever August 21, 2021

LinkedIn

MySpace for people who actually have jobs.

I found Greg on LinkedIn and he hooked me up with a great headhunter.

by Tagz April 2, 2008