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linuxoid

A computer geek whose brain is totally devoured by the Linux operating system. Sleeps in a server room, feeds on beer and cramps extracted from the keyboard, wears a shapeless checkered shirt and old stained jeans, never shaves or visits a hairdresser.
The best alarm clock for a linuxoid is
"at 07:00 >mplayer -playlist 123.m3u".
You wake up at 6:58 wondering why it doesn't play and run to the computer to check if there are any bugs
by veraptor April 15, 2009
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Linux

NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM!!!!!!!!

Linux is a KERNEL, NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM started by Linus Torvalds in 1991 at University of Helsinki in Finland. Linux was at first just a hobby for Linus. Linux is free software.

It just so happened that just when Linux was getting usable, GNU had everything it needed except a kernel. Thus, people started using Linux with GNU to make a completely free UNIX-like operating system called GNU/Linux.

Today Linux and GNU/Linux have come a long way from the early 1990's, although they're still mostly used by geeks.
Linux is at version 2.6.xx as of mid 2005.
by a thing June 26, 2005
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Linnzi

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A kind, funny, and extremely pretty girl. When she smiles, it makes your heart do funny things. She has the voice of an angel, and her eyes are absolutely breath-taking. She has the kind of personality that every guy dreams of. She thinks shes too short but everyone knows shes just the right height. An incredibly strong-willed girl with a really good sense of humor. She might call you a slacker, but only because you clearly ARE a slacker. Just being around her makes your day 100 times better. She is a really laid back person, and likes seafood. She is a swimmer, and will no doubt be captain of the swim team. Theres no one like her. Shes the kind of girl that you would do anything for.
Linnzi went out with HIM!? He is one lucky guy.

Duuuude, Linnzi.

There are no definitions for Linnzi! But every other spelling of it has like 30!
by John D. Stubanubi July 21, 2011
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Linzi

An outgoing individual who’s probably the most genuine person on earth. Typically very attractive and has a sex appeal that everyone wants a piece of. She can be a tease, but she does it cause she loves to make everyone feel wanted. Funny when she wants to be, but can be taken seriously at the right moments. But don’t take her for granted. Cause once she feels like she’s not important to you, she’ll stop engaging.
Man, I’ve always wanted Linzi for myself. She’s literally everything I’ve ever wanted in one being.
by LegitimateLizard November 12, 2019
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Linux Zealot

Perhaps the most hilarious people I've ever encountered. Known for their hatred of Windoze.
I like Linux, but it's not like I'm a Linux Zealot.
by Blue Ruse August 7, 2006
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Linus Torvalds

The only man to ever create something (Linux) which may just destroy Microsoft Windows.

Also the man Bill Gates fears the most, he fears him so much that RedHat and Linux.org send Bill Gates into a nervous breakdown whenever he hears the name, or views the websites.
Microsoft Employee: Bill, Linux is gradually overtaking us.
Bill Gates: NOOO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! *has nervous breakdown*
by Cloud November 19, 2004
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lingz

A word used for flexing with jewelry cars girls etc
David was Lingzing yesterday
by Huncho jjj December 28, 2018
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