The reintardnated son of a drunk christian. Looks and intelligence of a tree stump. Walks with a lisp. Awake hours consist of farting, snorting, grunting and smelling underarm hair. Usually found passed out nude around camp fires.
by Smashed crab March 10, 2017
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person: woah, do you know kristian?
me: yeah, im in love with her
person: LUCKY
me: yeah, she's my everything(: we're perfect for each otherr.
me: yeah, im in love with her
person: LUCKY
me: yeah, she's my everything(: we're perfect for each otherr.
by YouKnowWho56 August 7, 2011
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A cute and shy girl. She is always humble and empathic. This girl likes art and loves to groove to any music she hears, even if it is a sad one. She’s an expert secret keeper. A lot of people trusts her and she never fail to disappoint them. She have a lot of hobbies but never get contented with them. That is because she is very creative! And that what makes her unique.
A friend: hey Kristianne, I got a secret to tell. Don’t tell anyone okay?
Kristianne: That is for sure.
Kristianne: That is for sure.
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Get the kristian zalac mug.A Kristian is someone who is a bit of a goon and is rather clumsy and will do stupid things like tripping on air and walking into doorframes, but they are also very sweet and caring. Kristians are great boyfriends and you will definitly enjoy the sexy times with a Kris. They kinda smell but it's not too bad, mostly of happiness and childrens smiles.
Oh that silly Kristian, walking into a doorframe AGAIN. Ohoho lets go have some tea now because we are british and chortle at his misfortunes.
by KlunkyKATE April 13, 2009
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