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Judge Judy

a crabby ol' bitch (with a capital B) who wears judge's robes and gives judgement on a stupid court TV show. She is very irritable, very pushy and demanding and she degrades and belittles people in the courtroom. She always acts like someone pissed in her orange juice, she needs to be removed from the bench once and for all.
Judge Judy is on TV every afternoon.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 23, 2007
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Juggernaut

1. Refers to a person or machine that is unstoppable; the "tank" of a group.

2. A villain from X-Men with a cone-shaped helmet.
1. "Man, that new mobile weapon is gonna be our juggernaut."

2. "Do you know who I am? You must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!!!"
by Sleeper723 April 18, 2006
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Judge Judy

QUIET! I AM HAVING MY PERIOD oh wait I stopped having those twenty years ago
by KingTT May 29, 2003
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juggerbitch

A female with intimidating, male-like muscle structure that resembles the Juggernaut

The female version of juggernaut
"Hey man do you see how much weight that juggerbitch is lifting? Holy shit!!" "She looks like a dude!! I bet if she lifts that shit one more time one of her tits will explode!" "Oh shit it's the juggerbitch!"
by Brett "B-Dub Whitey" October 14, 2009
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Judge Dregs

When, during a party, one collects all unfinished alcoholic beverages (the dregs) and downs them all in one fell swoop, such as through a beer bong.
"No wounded soldiers! Time for Judge Dregs."
by Gorgalore August 25, 2011
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milk jugger

Milk jugging is the process of jacking off into a gallon milk jug, while then leaving the cum dumpster for your female co occupants to find. The family dog is the usual finder of the milk juggers dumpster. When the dog finds the jug and chews on the lid the odor escapes the jug causing a stink bomb effect. Scientist are working on finding the link that causes good wholesome kids to become juggers. Most speculate that its just the little bit of pain caused by your dick scrapping along the inside edge of the jug, which some juggers claim is just enough pain to get them off. It could also be the fact that most jiggers are raised in a house of women who have never taught the young jugger the real use of a tissue. Keep jugging Parker James, someday your sister and I will have great stories to tell you future wife.
Sister: mom what the hell is this?
Mom: what the fuck is that?
Sister: it doesnt smell like rotten milk.
Older brother: ive only heard stories of this. But this sounds like a case of a milk jugger jugging some milk.

Sister: what the fuck is milk jugging? Never mind I dont wanna know.
by The Milkin' Milkman May 24, 2014
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Judge Mathis

The best judge ever featured on TV.

People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.

Much better than other reality TV judges.
My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.
by chrno July 28, 2010
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