2004 Haircut

A simple term used to describe when someone gets a bad haircut, probably from Supercuts or their own mom. The person sporting the haircut also probably accidentally uses lube as hair gel.

Joey: "Omg, what happened to Ryan's hair?"

Christian: "He totally got a 2004 haircut!"

by Phantom Joss July 10, 2017

Moe Haircut

When a person has a bowl haircut like moe from the 3 stooges.

I'd like to punch that guy in the face and watch his moe haircut shake around.

by holymolyhorsie February 25, 2011

Nae nae haircut

A nae nae haircut is the lack of a haircut.

Or if you have a bad haircut, it’s a nae nae haircut

CheezWhizAddict: Dude your hair looks like my foreskin
Whoreepuke: Nah bro, that’s just my nae nae haircut

by CheezWhizAddict April 14, 2020

mud shark haircut

Any white girl who has low cut or shaved hair in the back and long hair on the sides. VIA reverse bowl cut

mud shark haircutmud shark jungle fever

by mattygt October 12, 2011

two haircut skirt

A term describing skirt or miniskirt worn very low on the hips, wherein the top of the skirt is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut pants

"Check it out, that's a two haircut skirt! Any lower and she'd get a ticket!"

by grumblefish October 3, 2007

pigeon haircut

a person who gets a new hair cut and he looks like a pigeon

pigeon haircut- hey guys. like my new do?
person- no! you look like your pigeon!
pigeon haircut- SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
person- HAHA your a pigeon haircut!

by thegingeryone March 27, 2010

Manchester Haircut

An involuntary circumcision; in particular, one carried out by British gangsters as a form of punishment

"Get your willy on the table, bruv."
"Yeah, bring 'im here. We're gonna give 'im a Manchester Haircut."

by The Hassan February 27, 2021