Greeress

The smell of stale beer.

I was taking the empties back to the beer store and the greeress was unbearable.

by Flanman1962 July 6, 2020

smells like greeley

greeley smells like a combinition of feed lot and cow shit,when you live in the Denver/Boulder area when it smells like greeley it's a sign of an impending snow

I didn't believe the weatherman when he said it was gonna snow, but now it smells like greeley

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

Greener

Someone who attends the Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA.

A stereotypical greener will have dreads, dress like a homeless person, smell like a wet dog who just smoked a pack of clove cigarettes, and live off of their mommies and daddies. In reality most greeners are very nice, clean, upstanding members of the community, their reputations are just sullied by the dirty hippies who are majoring in pottery.

Girl: "What's the quickest way to starve a greener?"
Guy:"I don't know."
Girl:"Hide their mom's credit card under a bar of soap."

by jklmno February 23, 2009

Greene County Virginia

the people of greene county mostly all live in the middle of nowhere on the blue ridge mountains. their favorite places to hang out are at the foodlion and sheetz. the highschool's football team hasn't won more than one or two games a season in about 50 years and all the surrounding schools make fun of how lame WMHS is. the name of the most awesome person that lives there is josie. it's a small town with farms and smelly cows and country music (yuck) but when the sun rises and sets on the blue ridge, it's the most wonderful place in the world.

A typical conversation in Greene County Virginia would be:

Josie- "hey kiersten, what do you want to do?"
Kiersten- "hmm... lets go to foodlion!"
Josie- "Great idea! I bet we'll see everybody else we know there! Party!"

by Greene Countian November 22, 2011

Greeley Estates

n. 1. orgasm of the eardrums
2. an optimistic convulsion
3. snack packs in a backpack

1. "I just listened to Greeley Estates, do you have a q-tip by any chance?"

2. "Oh my god! Are you alright? You were just foaming at the mouth."

"Oh no, it's ok. It's only Greeley Estates."

3. "FRAPLAH."

by Liam P. February 20, 2009

greeley colorado

what can i say..nothing good.greeley co is filled with wanna be gangsters.people act like the people at wallmart (bad wallmart in town)all the time.nothing to do,except get high and drink.cause thats what almost everykid is diong.a mexican white community.with alots of race issues.a hospital with steryle issues.all the shops are closing ..cause everyone shops in loveland and fortcollins.recentley had a murder case cause of a stupid child molester.lets say you visit here watch your children!

john-im visiting family in greeley colorado!
kate-better hold your children tight!
john-haha very funny ,i brought a gun..
kate -kool!heres my shank.

by iliveingreeley March 27, 2011

West Greene Highschool

West Greene Highschool is located in East Tn. Unlike the other inbred schools that surround them the buttfuck buffaloes are rugged, tough, and they won’t fuck their cousin unless it’s by marriage. Of course they drive their lifted trucks and tractors to school as it shows every one else that they have the biggest dicks this side of the crack house. They wear cowboy boots and shit covered pants to school in order to show the ladies they aren’t afraid of a little stink in the pink. They dip, smoke, drink, and fuck their way to victory in all walks of life. If you ever decide it’s a good idea to pick a fight with one of these red neck bastards then you should know that they don’t fight fair. Pick a fight with one of them then you pick a fight with all their other hillbilly nigger hating friends. However if your lucky enough to get a one on one with these pricks then they will probably gouge your right eye out and stomp your left nut in. If you still want to fuck with one of them then they will probably buttfuck you in front of your mother as she records the whole hienis scene and then posts it on pornhub. So that pretty much sums up these hillbilly fuckers. Go to West Greene so you won’t end up working in a meth lab, YOU’LL BE RUNNING IT.

YEE YEE

BREAKING NEWS: A West Greene Highschool student was caught robbing a liquor store in the nude as he proceeded to use his dick as a weapon.

by Mr. Wordy Mann November 16, 2018