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Gaston Manja Twa

A deviant sexual act in which a man achieves all men's dream of a threesome except the man has to settle for blood relatives as the two other partners. The combination of relatives is not relevant, but the key is they must be blood realatives for the Gaston Manja Twa to have ocurred.
Dalton had been having a hard time losing his virginity before his family threw him a 35 birthday party. After a few keg stands and shots of Mad Dog 20/20 his 63 year old Great Aunt from Florida decided to deflower him and the same time that Cousin Jimmy from East Georgia wanted to tap him. What occured next was a Gaston Manja Twa that will live on at family Christmas dinners for years beacuse while Dalton was having his threesome the rest of the family commenced to Gaston Red Robin Tournament time.
by blackscholonge March 19, 2010
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Gaston

No ones as thicc as gaston!
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Garmston

Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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The Gaston

When you receive a blow job from a girl taking a shit at a party
Did you hear about that french-arcadian fuck who got The Gaston last weekend?
by HighVoltage May 20, 2016
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Neo-Gastonist

Anti Neo-Gastonist: That Neo-Gastonist believes that Belle is a narcissist for wanting to live her own independent life and be literate, he's a fascist misogynist who wants to deny women autonomy and control them as slaves with no free will, probably because no women want him and he's an incel.
by Trevor006 January 4, 2022
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Gaston

Gaston is bum
by Epicgamertimee November 16, 2019
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Neo-Gastonist

Tell me you have no bitches without telling me you have no bitches.
An ideology used by young men who have never felt the touch of a woman (or anyone).
Person 1: He identifies as a neo-gastonist but hasn't actually seen the movie.

Person 2: 11/10 he has no bitches.
by WhiteNiggaMan March 2, 2023
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