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Gorp

When you mess up talking so badly that your body stops moving and your brain malfunctions.
Guy 1: "So remember last night you when.. wait.."
Guy 2: "Bro did you just gorp?
Guy 1: "Yeah man I dunno what just happened."
by TherandomMan404 October 4, 2020
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Granola, Oats, and Raisins, and Peanuts! As featured in the Jimmy Fallon Skit, EW.
Paraphrase: Dad: "Hey Girls, Your Mother Just Made Some Fresh Gorp!"

Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"

Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*
by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016
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the stuff that comes out of a girl's va-j-j when she is aroused
by snehvit October 9, 2016
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Testicles of an elderly man. Metaphorically refers to dried nuts.
That old perv' got his gorp smashed by Rochelle's knee.
by Alexi.e November 12, 2021
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The term gorp is inspired by the fashion trend gorpcore. Gorp is being used when something is cool or if it is somehow linked to the gorpcore aesthetic. The term gorp is very popular in Scandinavia as well as the gorpcore style. The using of the new-born slang has almost the same meaning as cool, but the popularity of the word gorp might not be permanent as it has been blooming with the gorpcore fashion trend and the using will probably fade with time.
Hey, i'm thinking about going out tonight, wanna join? It'll be gorp!
by Sided February 13, 2023
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to frantically swallow drugs.
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Surreptitious oral ingestion of an entire quantity of illicit narcotics in one's possession is a practice frequently employed as a last resort to avoid apprehension by law enforcement authorities. Frequently, the quantity of chemicals consumed in this manner can pose a significant risk to health or could result in fatality.

Derived from 'Gulp' in how the action is engaged in a single process, and how 'Gorp' is more linguistically pleasing when "Gulping a handful of pills" feels less aesthetically accurate than "Gorping a handful of pills".

This method of ingesting paraphernalia can be employed as either a 'verb' or a 'noun'. In the latter case, it specifically designates the item being ingested by mouth, often referred to as "the gorp" when disposing of illegal substances in this fashion.

Similar to the use of 'keister' in how the action of 'keistering' can also refer to the object being 'keistered'. However, these examples slightly diverge in how the buttocks, specifically the anus, can be referred to as 'the keister', whereas reference to the mouth should include a hyphenated word similar to 'hole' (i.e., a 'gorp-hole').

Caution: The practice of concealing evidence in order to evade possession charges carries a significant and severe level of risk and may result in unintentional overdose and potential fatality.
1) as a verb Shit homie, finna gorp this ope right quick. Pig ain't got shit on me player, best bleedat! Bitch still gonna hassle my ass on some poke-ass bullshit though. Sheeit, I got priors.

2) as a noun Bout to num this here gorp right quick. Be cool player, be cool! Just toss it down the gorp-hole and shit gonna c alright.
by x-AssChaplain-x October 29, 2023
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When you wanna eat something that isn't edible
"I am gorping right now"
"What are you gorping for?"
"That TV over there, it looks yummy!"
by SimoTx November 18, 2023
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