Yo, I was scrolling through instagram reels gooning, and I saw the most foul thing that got me bricked, so I started gorping.
by Flickerjelqer November 27, 2024
The act of filling ones ear canal with seminal fluid to the point of “overflowing”, then playing loud music through in-ear headphones, thus making the semen push further into the ear; repeated until fluid has reached the ear drum.
by TheFirstOm February 03, 2025
to frantically swallow drugs.
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Longer definition
Surreptitious oral ingestion of an entire quantity of illicit narcotics in one's possession is a practice frequently employed as a last resort to avoid apprehension by law enforcement authorities. Frequently, the quantity of chemicals consumed in this manner can pose a significant risk to health or could result in fatality.
Derived from 'Gulp' in how the action is engaged in a single process, and how 'Gorp' is more linguistically pleasing when "Gulping a handful of pills" feels less aesthetically accurate than "Gorping a handful of pills".
This method of ingesting paraphernalia can be employed as either a 'verb' or a 'noun'. In the latter case, it specifically designates the item being ingested by mouth, often referred to as "the gorp" when disposing of illegal substances in this fashion.
Similar to the use of 'keister' in how the action of 'keistering' can also refer to the object being 'keistered'. However, these examples slightly diverge in how the buttocks, specifically the anus, can be referred to as 'the keister', whereas reference to the mouth should include a hyphenated word similar to 'hole' (i.e., a 'gorp-hole').
Caution: The practice of concealing evidence in order to evade possession charges carries a significant and severe level of risk and may result in unintentional overdose and potential fatality.
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Longer definition
Surreptitious oral ingestion of an entire quantity of illicit narcotics in one's possession is a practice frequently employed as a last resort to avoid apprehension by law enforcement authorities. Frequently, the quantity of chemicals consumed in this manner can pose a significant risk to health or could result in fatality.
Derived from 'Gulp' in how the action is engaged in a single process, and how 'Gorp' is more linguistically pleasing when "Gulping a handful of pills" feels less aesthetically accurate than "Gorping a handful of pills".
This method of ingesting paraphernalia can be employed as either a 'verb' or a 'noun'. In the latter case, it specifically designates the item being ingested by mouth, often referred to as "the gorp" when disposing of illegal substances in this fashion.
Similar to the use of 'keister' in how the action of 'keistering' can also refer to the object being 'keistered'. However, these examples slightly diverge in how the buttocks, specifically the anus, can be referred to as 'the keister', whereas reference to the mouth should include a hyphenated word similar to 'hole' (i.e., a 'gorp-hole').
Caution: The practice of concealing evidence in order to evade possession charges carries a significant and severe level of risk and may result in unintentional overdose and potential fatality.
1) as a verb Shit homie, finna gorp this ope right quick. Pig ain't got shit on me player, best bleedat! Bitch still gonna hassle my ass on some poke-ass bullshit though. Sheeit, I got priors.
2) as a noun Bout to num this here gorp right quick. Be cool player, be cool! Just toss it down the gorp-hole and shit gonna c alright.
2) as a noun Bout to num this here gorp right quick. Be cool player, be cool! Just toss it down the gorp-hole and shit gonna c alright.
by x-AssChaplain-x October 29, 2023
by Alexi.e November 12, 2021
A replacement word for anything typically just to make the sentence funnier or if you simply want to confuse people
by AntiBoi July 26, 2023
Guy 1: "So remember last night you when.. wait.."
Guy 2: "Bro did you just gorp?
Guy 1: "Yeah man I dunno what just happened."
Guy 2: "Bro did you just gorp?
Guy 1: "Yeah man I dunno what just happened."
by TherandomMan404 October 04, 2020
Paraphrase: Dad: "Hey Girls, Your Mother Just Made Some Fresh Gorp!"
Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"
Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*
Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"
Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*
by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016