domestic goddess

A female who excels at baking, cooking, cleaning-housework of all sorts. She loves to please and enjoys hearing compliments about her awesomeness around the house/kitchen. She may sew, knit, have domestic hobbies that come out well. She doesn't have to have children to be considered a domestic goddess.

Husband: "Yeah, I know, ever since we were married she's become quite the domestic goddess."
Friend: "I wish my woman was like that, I'm jealous!"

by Stryderella March 5, 2010

Goddess

A girl so out of your league you don't have a chance with her.

She was a goddess and I was only a peasant.

by Typ3 June 27, 2016

Goessel

pretty much the coolest small town in the world

Where do you live?

A really small town.

Oh, you must live in Goessel.

by lovesickgirl August 29, 2009

Lesbian Goddess

Name given to Cub Sport band member Zoe Davis. Lesbian Goddess could also refer to her girlfriend, Bridie McQueenie, but it is most commonly attributed to Zoe.

Zoe and Bridie are Lesbian Goddesses, I worship them and Gaysus, Holy Daddy, and Dan.

Not to be confused with Lesbian Jesus, which refers to Hayley Kiyoko, another iconic lesbian.

by cubsportstan June 12, 2018

Throat Goddess

A girl who can obviously deep throat but gives the best head you’ve ever experienced in your life

“Hey How did last night go with that girl?”
“Dude, I am in love shes was absolute Throat Goddess”

by CHIKONEY December 7, 2019

Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess

A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.

Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.

by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011

godless

one who stands alone and fears no evil because he knows he's the baddest motherfucker in the valley.

"That dude is a cold character"
"Yeah, he godless"

by mazdafarian November 14, 2009