freedom baggie

n. A one-quart, clear plastic bag into which you place your 100-mL bottles of liquids in order to carry them aboard an airplane. A magical device that somehow prevents you from blowing up a plane with solid explosives, or emptying all your little bottles into one big one. Security theater in action.

You can take away my Fourth Amendment right to be free of illegal search and seizure, but you'll never take away my freedom baggie.

by SkidMarkyMark May 27, 2008

Freedom eagle

A unit of currency equivalent to one U.S. Dollar

$100 dollarydoos is equivalent to 78 freedom eagles.

by mayanaze April 26, 2021

Snow Feeding

When you get a snowball and you go behind someone and rub the snowball in their face and it goes in their mouth.

Haha, JK cried twice cause he got snow fed.
Lets go snow feeding!

by Suraj182 April 7, 2008

freedom fries

-- rectangular faux-potato sticks, prefererd by idiots who have no idea they've been manipulated by the guvermint to hate all things French, and never knew the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France.

Mexico, Canada, Germany, Russia and China didn't support U.S. actions against Iraq - guess we should also have Liberty Tacos, Uncle Sam Bacon, Freedom Kraut, Bush Vodka and Reagan Eggrolls.

I am a zombie who cannot think for myself and cannot distinguish between Chirac and a French citizen, nor tolerate someone whose opinions who differ from mine; please allow me to expand my ass and shorten my lifespan by consuming large quantities of Freedom Fries.

by The Goat Who Got Mad May 16, 2003

freedom fries

Pretty much all of you are wrong. George W. Bush did NOT come up with this term, and neither did McDonald's. It was created by Rep.Bob Ney, R-Ohio, in a fat-headed Republican attempt to discredit the French. Without them, however, we would not have the Statue of Liberty, and America would be a BRITISH PROVINCE.

Anyone who is complacent about the creation of this ridiculous phrase is a mental midget.

by Mikey G October 6, 2003

Freedom Text

The text you get from your girlfriend telling you they are going to bed for the night. Thus giving you your freedom.

Dante-"I just got my freedom text."
Wes-"Awesome, lets go to the bar."

by tr aero February 18, 2010

HELP FEED THE TROLL

A popular online blog that archives and shares the funniest trolling attempts on the internet for your entertainment.

Holy shit, I can't believe I actually convinced that dude to commit suicide on omegle! Better submit this shit to HELP FEED THE TROLL.

by kwondike April 4, 2010