Fooping

When one is taking part in both the acts of fapping and pooping at the same time.

Because prof got caught Fooping at work, he now has to be a secretary instead of working at the pool.

by foopingftw August 15, 2008

Fooligan

Someone who exhibits reckless behaviour and displays disregard for personal and public safety in a comedic fashion.

That fooligan from Beantown thinks she can tell me what to do, but I da boss.

by nathenalexdan October 18, 2008

folling

Common online misspelling of the word "following".

"Stop folling me you pervert!"

by Che Aleko August 3, 2005

fouling the pavement

1: What people continue to let their dogs do despite so-called laws.

2: What the council do by putting up all those hideous new lamp posts (usually featureless metal posts with shapeless lumps of plastic on top of them, resembling giant golf clubs). Thanks to carefree, penny-pinching councils, we now have old town and village centres looking like football pitches full of floodlights. We also have landfill sights struggling to cope with the thousands of perfectly good lamp posts which have been removed due to pointless rules and regulations.

Howcome the council don't get fined for fouling the pavement. Go away and take your cheap rubbish with you.

by Stormsworder October 25, 2006

Fowling piece

A shotgun; named after the birds hunters use to kill them. . Probably the rarest and most cumbersome way to say shotgun.

Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabit wit my fowling piece.

by Buster Heimann March 4, 2008

Fast Fooding

After meansing (smoking marijuana) One would drive with his buddies to various fast food restaurants, usually more than one and munch down on some dank food.

Yo Adam man u wanna smoke this blunt and then go fast fooding?

by marky means July 8, 2009

Bace Fooking

The art of posting things on face book at 3AM, drunk that you would never post sober.

Suzanne really pissed off some friends with her bace fooking last night!

by K-Dawg4835 August 15, 2009