Flart

verb: the act of flirting of with a female while simultaneously trying to hold in gas/ a turd

I saw this cute girl at the bar and I was flarting with her so hard. But then half way through it just turned into me shitting my pants.

by professer awful April 3, 2013

flaffing

Engaging in Aimless unproductive activity. Such activity itself. Used in Derbyshire to tell off ones fellow workers when they are not being helpful.

"Stop flaffing about and gerron wit't'job"

by Enya Penk May 11, 2012

Flanter

Flanter is banter used in a flirtatious manner used by fully siq people with SWAG, hence the name.

I used flanter when trying to wow a girl.

by Emily1Son December 20, 2014

Flarting

The act of simultaneously farting whilst flirting.

"Oh man, Zac was flarting last night wasn't he?"
"Yeah. He smelled like shit".

by flarting April 30, 2014

flant

A flant is a flying ant. Duh.

I think a flant just flew up my nose.

by Jen January 13, 2005

Flactupate

To fart in a non-uniform manner as in fluctuate in flatulance.

The guard at the gallery kept distracting me from watching art by flactupating.

OR

Don't flactupate, just get it over with in one go.

by dexgen January 15, 2011

flaktoid

an unknown muscle located somewhere in the body usually used asd an excuse to explain the difficulty of a project or action
Origin: Brian Regan (comedian)

"Ah, i think i pulled my flaktoid"

by Tyler Young January 13, 2008