feltcher

The act of orally retreiving your semen from another males anal cavity

your gay, do you feltch with ya man ho.

by Wazza August 18, 2004

penguin felcher

Basically someone who felches penguins. Although this sounds easy, sucking the felch out before it freezes is extremely difficult. Penguin felchers are held amongst the highest ranks of felchers.

Mark is a real penguin felcher.

by Pat the felcher May 20, 2006

Feltcher

One who "accidently" cums inside a girls vagina, and attempts to suck it out with a straw, in fear she might become pregnant

Quit being a feltcher honey im on birth control

by AdamAdamAdam January 18, 2008

discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.

Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.

by Half Full September 3, 2010

Felcher

When a man jizzes in a woman's asshole and slurps it out with a straw.

I'll give you a felcher for $3.95.

by harrison roger September 11, 2003

Felice

1. A state of mind where one feels no emotion or feelings towards the opposite sex while violently sabotaging his/her pubic area.

2. A fictional character who can maintain the same facial expression during any circumstance or condition.

3. A modern thought-making genious.

1) She told her friends that she got feliced after the party.

2) He smiles the same way in every picture, reminding me of a felice.

3) That was a good quote, did you steal that from felice?

by a-non-o-miss July 15, 2007

feltcher

a feltcher is a person who suck the puss off another persons ass with a straw

i feltched the other day.i'm a good feltcher

by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006