facedicking

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.

"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.

by facedicker December 9, 2008

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Faceblocked

When trying to carry on a conversation with someone, or to get a response to a question only to find that they have completely ignored you in favor of a form of social media such as Facebook or Twitter.

I tried asking my wife about dinner four times she totally faceblocked me."

by Forstue Berek Ondwith November 26, 2010

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Faceblackout

When one goes into a subconscious state while browsing facebook profiles. Subject usually snaps back into conscious while browsing pictures of some completely random person, and is often followed by feelings of guilt, embarassment, and creepiness.

Faceblackout:
Dude yesterday I was looking at Tim's facebook profile, and the next thing I knew I was on picture 65/200 of this fat Korean kid's profile. I faceblacked the f out.

by rieyin July 8, 2011

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Faceblocked

When your work blocks social media sites on the corporate firewall and you cannot log into your facebook account

Dude, I can't browse facebook at work, I was faceblocked!

by Glock Blocked February 24, 2017

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Faceblock

Faceblock: /fās/bläk/ verb; To Faceblock is to prevent another person, intentionally or inadvertently, from having sexual intercourse with a third party via Facebook. A faceblock or faceblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.

Ex. "I thought everything was going well with Jessica and I. Until Ryan tagged that picture of another woman and I, and totally faceblocked me."

by WILDCARD760 May 16, 2011

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