Douchepower

Like visual horsepower but douchier.

Jimmy: hey man did you see the size of the stacks on Scott's truck? They're huge!

Dale: yeah man! Î bet they add at least 50 douchepower to that Duramax

by btjohnson June 30, 2014

douchaversary

celebrating a year after dealing with a douche bag.

I can't believe it's been a year since we had to deal with that douche bag. Happy Douchaversary!

by Flame45 November 25, 2014

Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a person that's such a huge douche, that what you see, you're still just barely scratching the surface. All you're really seeing is the 10% of the douche that's on the surface, and that there's still a whole other 90% douche under the surface, that you still haven't seen.

John is such a doucheberg that the day after a first date, he called her at 2am, drunk off his ass, so she could pick him up and also asked if he could stay at her place.

by Snarf74 July 23, 2015

douchexter

Men who exhibit douchey behavior via text before meeting in person.

I started talking to this guy I met online. We were having a great conversation til he became a douchexter.

by Achinass November 6, 2015

Doucheterstrudel

Noun; Another word for douchebag, or douche canoe.

That Brad is a real doucheterstrudel.

by Kpmadness July 18, 2016

Doucheometer

The level in which your intuition kicks in and tells your gut you are dealing with a level of. Douchness, far beyond any basic level of comprehension.

Usually your doucheometer kicks in when you recognize the effects experienced by the typical recognizable attributes, such as: "What are you talking about? It was you, not me" when discussing the fact that you know damn well the nutella jar is empty and you didn't have any...

Claims the order was for him and then runs off with your pizza that you already paid for...

Sees you coming with an assload of shopping bags and then proceeds to lock and deadbolt the door, while staring through the glass at you with a mildly disdainful smirk...
And after all of this, proceeds to tell you, YOURE THE TROLL!!!!!!

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 30, 2019

douchevestor

Crypto Bro Douchebag Deluxe. Boring as shit and redundant.

Main traits: prone to constant postering, false bravado, willfully ignorant and Dumb as a Pet Rock

Trying to relax and have a good time, taking a menyal pause from the hamster wheel that is late stage capitalism and was confronted by a douchevestor, my evening was subsequently ruined.

by Krunvisaurus September 3, 2023