douchness

Someone usually a male, who is too feminie to be called a douche bag.

"Yeah whatever douchness, keep filing your nails and drinking panty droppers"

by The dish in DubVC August 21, 2006

Douchess

A female douche bag. A douche bag bitch. A women with contemptable manners and spoilded behavior but just does it exceptionally well!

Cynthia is such a douchess, she thinks the world revolves around her spoiled ass!

by Shiny Buster Baby June 18, 2010

Douchenose

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche

After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women

by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

doucheski

douche + ski
combination of douche and broski
negative connotation

Abhi is a doucheski.

by doucheski August 1, 2011

doucheassery

an act or acts of jackassery committed by completely douchey people

Tom is up to his usual doucheassery by wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and claiming to be a UFC fan

by pendergastastic September 6, 2010

douchescacity

a mesurment of how big of a douche bag one can be.1st level douche bag. 2nd level doucher. 3rd level which is the highest doucheshniffer.

That basterd has reached maximum douchescacity. He's a freakin doucheshniffer.

by jon.o June 27, 2009

Doucheness

The art of being a major douchebag.

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.

by WMS August 12, 2006