douchevestor 

Crypto Bro Douchebag Deluxe. Boring as shit and redundant.

Main traits: prone to constant postering, false bravado, willfully ignorant and Dumb as a Pet Rock

Trying to relax and have a good time, taking a menyal pause from the hamster wheel that is late stage capitalism and was confronted by a douchevestor, my evening was subsequently ruined.

douchevestor by Krunvisaurus September 3, 2023

Douchetastorphy 

when someone very nice either gets a a large sum of money or becomes a manager and becomes a douche bag where you want to tell them off but cannot due to their status in life

John: ever since our friend got that manager position, he has become an asshole

Sam: yeah, he just became a douchetastorphy over night

Douchetastorphy by keith1234567890wryyrueueu June 5, 2010