Definitions by Krunvisaurus

douchevestor 

Crypto Bro Douchebag Deluxe. Boring as shit and redundant.

Main traits: prone to constant postering, false bravado, willfully ignorant and Dumb as a Pet Rock

Trying to relax and have a good time, taking a menyal pause from the hamster wheel that is late stage capitalism and was confronted by a douchevestor, my evening was subsequently ruined.

douchevestor by Krunvisaurus September 3, 2023