durf diver

Someone who farts in the tub and bites the bubbles
Every time my little brother takes a bath the little durf diver. Farts and. Eats the bubbles.
by SlickSid September 25, 2013
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shank diver

N.inmate or fellow jackass who insists on penitrating your anal cavity with a shank.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.
That Sleepy Eye is going to be one happy shank diver for you.
by xxmaelstromxx October 24, 2007
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chinese diver

I dropped a Chinese diver off at the pool if you know what I mean.
by The harse September 01, 2014
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Dildo Diver

An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.
“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”

“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”
by Naked Speyrer May 09, 2021
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bog diver

person who competes in the strange British sport of swimming in bogs- participants also known as "peat bog divers"
Despite the peat, the bog divers pressed forward and finally completed the race, drenched in bits of vegetable matter.
by Birkit December 16, 2006
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Diver's Remorse

Negative emotion resulting from engaging in felatio with a female only to find some kind of genital anomoly including, but not limited to : warts, sores, scabs, etc.
Warren did.t know who she was, but she was so hot. He took her back to his dorm room to get busy only to get hit with a sever case of Diver's Remorse upon discovery of active herpes lesions!
by McBerg November 24, 2009
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Anemone Diver

To thrust ones penis into a sea anemone
Phillip chose to be an anemone diver and thrusted his penis deep into the tentacles of his stinging sea anemone. He received horrific stings to his genitalia and is now the talk of the ER.
by The almighty Drew July 27, 2015
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