Dickstracted

When you get distracted when a hot guy walks by

Geri is very easily dickstracted.

by BadBitch104 August 2, 2018

Dickstracted

Sidetracked by some amazing dick.

I'm sorry I was late to your graduation.I got dickstracted.

by CasualFuckingChaos August 27, 2020

Calves of Distinction

A gastrocnemius that is so stellar that words do not justice when describing them.

After that sled push, Harold has Calves of Distinction.

by Derfynole September 30, 2018

fuckface von dickstick

A friend who is being a dick or douche and won't shut up and looks like his parents aborted him.

Quit being acting like a fuckface von dickstick you fucktard

by famhead November 30, 2018

Vague Distinction

A case where an otherwise attractive person has little definition between the lower jaw and neck due to a small or recessed chin.

How was your blind date, was she cute?

Kinda, but she had a vague distinction.

Man, that's too bad.

by CtrlBurn June 18, 2009

dicksticking

Person or group of people who intrude and divulge information or opinion in a very rude and malicious matter.

What's up with trying to rain on the parade of people who actually like, and I daresay prefer the new singer?

It's just mean-spirited dicksticking.

by Megrim December 28, 2008

dicksticamus

Semen

I have dicksticamus all over my hands after I jerk off.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003