Won't Shut Up

1: A person that continues to waffle on.
2: Usually provokes other people by continuing to waffle on.

Person1: Hey, did you see that show yesterday? The guy in it split his head open. I hope he's okay. I wonder what it would be like to split your head open. What do you think? I bet it would be painful, probably so painful you'd end up in hospital. I wonder-
Person2: Shut up man.
Person1: - how big the hospital bill would be. I would probably end up bankrupt if I had to pay something as huge as that. Then I wouldn't be able to buy-
Person2: Dude, you won't shut up and it's annoying me.
Person1: - McDonalds or clothes or anything. I would be so bored. I would probably kill myself if I got that bored.
Person2: Dude, I want to kill myself now.
Person1: Don't kill yourself! There are many reasons you shouldn't, and here's a big list...

Won't Shut Up by Jojishi123 December 27, 2011

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a dog that just wont shut the fuck up

That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.

(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

a dog that just wont shut the fuck up by MateoDoge April 25, 2020

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my class wont shut the fuck up

just shut the fuck up bpeople

everyone exept me: jreuhdgijrehgkjrngjrengjkerngrejgnreiguergjnrekgnrejgnerjgnrjgnrngrgfsknfjb *plays noises8
me: just shut the fuck up
everyone exept me: NO mfbjhrngjrgnrjgnjrgnrjrhb *plays noises*
people in my class wont shut the fuck up

my class wont shut the fuck up by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ May 17, 2022

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wont-shutup-a-saurus

A term used to describe that one person in the office who in any given situation, be it a large meeting, small meeting, or casual conversation simply will not shup up. This person seldom stops talking so that they can be the center of attention and voice their opinions about everything possible.

When speaking to this person you may believe them to be listening. However they are not hearing a single word you say and are instead trying to find the first entry point for them to interrupt you and resume talking.

A wont-shutup-a-saurus will often tie up others in the office for large periods of time with total disregard for the fact that they may have work to do or that there may be a person waiting to talk to them about something important (even if this person is standing directly behind them).

Boy that guy sure is a wont-shutup-a-saurus, he was talking to me about his ridiculously over priced suit & shoes for over an hour yesterday.

wont-shutup-a-saurus by Old man Herbert January 24, 2008

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

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