dinkstinction 

Dinkstinction- the process by which one gains a child and loses ones dinkhood
In substitution with: extinction from being a dink

"Hey John, my wife is pregnant! You know what that means, right??"
"The dinkstinction!!!"

dinkstinction by God's shlong April 19, 2024

Countdown to Distinction 

When a person or "people" find your online post humorous wait until you--- "the poster" is offline so they can re-post your bulletin without giving any credit to the original poster (eg: You) with minimal repercussions.

This situation commonly presents itself when either
1. ur too drunk to deal with (ppl r scared of u!)
2. they hate u! but like what u post and want to re-post using their other profile. (which make the distinction null and void) and they rape all the credit.
3.They r too drunk to remember or copy paste the original poster!
4.If your post succeeds in being posted u have achieved the Countdown to Distinction "DiStinktion"
footnote:
If reposter change the video size to larger than ur original post...they fail! but so do u for having them on ur friends list~

Countdown to Distinction by Psylocke's Psychic Knife September 10, 2009

Scouse of distinction 

George Harrison.

George: Ay, but don't rush. None of your five-bar gate jumps-it-over sort of stuff.
Paul: What's that supposed to mean?
George: I dunno, thought it sounded distinguished like.
John: George Harrison, scouse of distinction.

Scouse of distinction by vazdox January 11, 2021

Distinction 

A word used to describe a favourable situation. A substitute for such words as: awesome, great, fantastic, good, amazing, cool.

Jessica: Let's go to the fair Marco, it'll be bangin'!
Marco: The fair's back in town? This is going to be well distinction.

Distinction by Mr. Distinction February 22, 2010

Calves of Distinction 

A gastrocnemius that is so stellar that words do not justice when describing them.

After that sled push, Harold has Calves of Distinction.

Calves of Distinction by Derfynole September 30, 2018

Vague Distinction 

A case where an otherwise attractive person has little definition between the lower jaw and neck due to a small or recessed chin.

How was your blind date, was she cute?

Kinda, but she had a vague distinction.

Man, that's too bad.

Vague Distinction by CtrlBurn June 18, 2009

Distinctions

Are fun and we care a lot about them, class! There is a distinction between THINKING and SAYING and DOING. There is a difference between THOUGHT and TALK and ACTION.

Hym "Just like there's a DISTINCTION between DEFENDING and ATTACKING. Right? DISTINCTIONS are important. So I want you to THINK about a guy, ok? This guy has a teenage girl pageant, right? And he's GRABBIN THEM BY THE PUSSY... Now I didn't know it was a TEENAGE GIRL PAGEANT EXPLICITLY that they were talking about so I DEFENDED that guy. Now I want you to THINK about what your would do to a guy who grabs underage girls by the pussy. Let's make it a multiple choice question! Since it's a class:"
What would you do for a guy who grabs teenage girls by the pussy (specifically at a teenage miss America pageant)? Is it:
A. Lie for him
B. Die for him
C. Kill for him
D. Stab him (like a Tonberry)
E. Sacrifice your kids
F. Work for him
G. Allow him to pass judgment completely arbitrarily

Hym "Well? Do you have a guess? Well I want you to THINK about that one real hard and then DO just whatever you feel like doing because I'm not the boss of you and have no authority!"

Distinctions by Hym Iam November 7, 2025