poo-cumber

A large, smell, big fat turd.

Who left a poo-cumber in the toilet?

by Creedon June 12, 2007

Cumbersnatch

The moistening of underwear experienced by a high proportion of women upon watching Sherlock, the recent Sherlock Holmes adaptation on the BBC.

X: *watches Sherlock* sakfjksdhflsdkhfdjkghfdg.
Y: Are you experiencing Cumbersnatch?
X: *nods* WHY ARE THERE ONLY THREE EPISODES?
Y: Fear not! There will be another series at some point.

by Piesky August 10, 2010

Cumberbum

Cumberbum consists of two or more males, all completely heterosexual, each with a giant pickling cucumber. The object is to insert said cucumber into the opponents rectum. The opponent with the cucumber in said rectum then loses the contest. The winner becomes the cumberking. The loser is the cumberbum. It is considered in some cultures the ultimate test of manhood because failure is not an option. Death usually comes before the cucumber is inserted. As an additional insult, the cumberbum is sometimes forced to eat the cucumber out of his rectum.

I AM THE CUMBERKING" "My rectum hurts, I am the cumberbum.

by The Cumberking May 2, 2011

Cumberbreak

When one has to stop what they are doing to pleasure themselves because of the infinite sexiness of Benedict Cumberbatch.

"I was watching Sherlock last night and just had to take a Cumberbreak!"

by littlebadwolf August 24, 2011

Cumbergasm

An orgasm caused by Benedict Cumberbatch

That photograph of Benedict gave me a cumbergasm

by Cumberjunkie October 12, 2012

Cumbersome

Burdensome; troublesome; difficult to handle because of weight or bulk

The drinks trolley for level 11 was so cumbersome that the wheel broke under heavy cornering by Vlad

by Stracton August 13, 2008

Crumble Cake

1.) A young man who is unsuccessful when he talks to girls.

2.) The act of talking and trying to hook up with a girl but failing miserably.

"Oh man Tony is such a crumble cake, I thought he was going to build a Treehouse last night."

by Fego May 26, 2008