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Crunchy balls

What happens to you when you don't shower for few days and the sweat and dirt collaborate on your ballsack making them crunchy.
I got crunchy balls from my dirty nut sack .
by Assbark January 30, 2010
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Crunchy mum bits

Refers to crabs found whilst eating out ones Mum
"I went down on your Mum last night. Talk about crunchy mum bits."
by Purple Squishy February 10, 2010
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crunchy

"Green;" environmentally-friendly.
The crunchy moms used cloth diapers.
by spectrekitty December 16, 2008
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Crunchy Feeley

Modern day "hippie" who is big into organic and vegetarianism, wears a lot of hemp, commonly found stuck in a cubible yet yearns to be outdoors in nature eating granola. Supports local and sustainble farming.

Obsessed with humanity's impact on the environment. Extremely concerned with reducing our carbon footprint and feeding the starving children. Since they dont eat animals, they often times have multiple pets and are involved in protecting animal rights.
A young, well educated professional from Boulder, Colorado who takes a job in a office building who is a vegetarian, animal activist, and "green-fiend" is very crunchy feeley.
by Bombtasatic J-Dawg December 7, 2011
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Crunchy Fajitas

"kruhn-chee" - "fah-Jayh-tuhs"

noun,
1. A thin strip of marinated or grilled meat, wrapped inside a soft tortilla, whose most important ingredient is crushed tortilla chips.
2. A regular tex-mex dish

Origin:
2001-2008; < Canadian
Because of the crushed up the tortilla chips, that was the best crunchy fajitas I've ever had!
by Jfrymer1 May 23, 2012
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crunchy cock

A cock that you bite into if you don't like the size of it cause he's a faggot
Joey : can i have a blow job
Captain falcon : no cause you have a crunchy cock
by Mark 1795 August 20, 2017
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Crunchy Taco

A girl who isn't horny and has a dry ass vagina.
I went to Chelsea's house last night and she had a crunchy taco.
by Afterhourcomedy July 3, 2020
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