Crastard

a creepy bastard

that guy keeps looking at me, what a crastard

by The vagina destroyer August 9, 2009

craptasm

An explosive incident of crap. The combination of the word crap and orgasm. A craptasm is an event usually 'craptastic' or 'craptacular' but the word implies a degree of unnecessary severity

After the cops showed up, well, it was a real craptasm.

by Pave April 20, 2004

craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic

Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"

by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004

craptacular

(adj.)

1.What Bart Simpson said when he saw Homer's Christams-Light decorating abilities.

2. Really crappy

3. A really bad-looking thing.

It's as craptacular as cow-pie.

by Bob April 10, 2004

craptain

A terrible captain

Craptain Planet is the worst captain ever!

by Devin July 26, 2003

spam castanets

Sagging vaginal lips. See also Beef Curtain.

She sure knows how to play the spam castanets.

by donkey April 15, 2004

drop a Chasta

The art of dropping a big ole stank pickle on someone's face while being eaten out (at the height of sexual pleasure).

"What's that on your forehead, dude? Did that chick just drop a Chasta on you?"
"Yes, and it was the worst experience of my life!

by stankpickle February 28, 2011