crackerjack

An annoying, smartass board member from LS2.com

Crackerjack is so annoying, I want to hit him in the face with a shovel.

by Cody April 24, 2005

Crackerjacked

Has been stolen by a crackhead or drug addict of similar intelligence level.

That crackhead stole my TV. It's been Crackerjacked.

by Truevil August 3, 2009

crackerjacking someone

You give someone the best possible blowjob you can while fingering their butt

I was crackerjacking someone in the bathroom!!

by Krepy kerby September 28, 2017

Crackernacker

An absolute dimwit. Knows nothing at all, nothing. Often used as an insult.

Hey, did you see that crackernacker over there? What an idiot!

by Villager8Games June 5, 2018

Crackerjacked

The act of looking over someones shoulder while they are typing a text or email and stealing the contact information.

(Often to message the stolen contact later in secret)

"Hey bro is your girlfriend writing your old cellmate?"

"Yeah, he must have crackerjacked me when i messeged her at 3rd chow."

by Batsquirrel May 14, 2019

crackerjack

Guy that walks around in a cammo jacket.Someone who wears a crackjacket like heavily mottled cammo but not in the military.

That guys got a crackjacket on he's a crackerjack.

by craigsstrat July 31, 2019

Crackerjacketing

The Erasure of the activity of black militants by ascribing it to White "outside agitators". Created by Hasanah S.

It was whack as hell keeping my black ass up all night protesting, just to have the news crackerjacketing me the next day!

by Blakanarkist March 8, 2020