corporate speak

bullsh*t; talking out of one's rear end.

If he tries that corporate speak with me, then I might slap him in the mouth.

by georgeharrison December 13, 2007

Corporate fat cat

A rich, greedy, and miserly high-level corporate executive.

"Even though I have never missed a day of work in 3 years, those corporate fat cats won't give me a raise! WTF?!"

by Shishkeberry September 9, 2008

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

corporate whore

One who has sold more than their labor to the corporation; one who has forsaken personal values and constitution for corporate $$; meaning of "whore" belittled when preceded by the word “corporate”; person who will sell their soul for $$.

My efforts are not driven by my passion for work, but by my own gluttony, my addition to money. I have become what I once despised—forsaken myself, sacrificed my values at the corporate alter of greed. I am a corporate whore.

by Syllabus September 28, 2003

Corporate Jumping Bean

A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.

Shortened to: Jumping Bean

"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"

by Kyle Bellamy December 12, 2006

a package from the valve corporation

An erection / boner.

Did you see Maddie tonight? I've got a package from the valve corporation now...

by yungdairy November 26, 2018

Corporate Clown

1. One who serves a corporate entity (rather than just working) to extremes who willingly, knowingly and carelessly violates peoples rights, commits fraud, causes harms and dangers and generally bows down to a false authority created by an unhealthy allegiance to their paycheck masters.

2. An ignorant slave to a corporate power who sacrifices moral integrity to gain money, power or prestige.

3. Law enforcement personnel who define themselves as "Police" rather than "Peace" officers.

4. Any person who believes that their job gives them a right or the power to abuse or advantage others.

The airport public relations representative acted like a true Corporate Clown even in the presence of a peace officer informing him he was wrong in trying to exceed his power and exercise authority he did not have, while protecting the rights of citizens handing out TSA opt-out fliers to travelers.

by infowarrior DD November 29, 2012