envy on the coast

an awesome rock band from long island, ny. formally known as 'writ in water.' envy on the coast recently released their debut album, "lucy gray"

dude 1: did u see envy on the coast last night?
dude 2: yea. it was awesome! long island has the best music scene!!

by shotgunkaity September 5, 2007

Constracted

Combination of confusion and distraction; Confusion caused by distraction.

Sorry, I was constracted due to the interesting conversation those people are having, how did you fix this?

Have you figured out the problem yet? "No I was constracted."

by Gumybob November 5, 2009

constants and variables

according to the theory of "eternal return", where one is fixed to repeat their own life over and over again infinitely, the people who populate your lives each time are split into two categories:

constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)

variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)

your life is full of constants and variables. the father of your child is a constant and the woman he cheated on you with is a variable.

by bottomboy tj December 30, 2018

Foa Constrictor

A nice, fat ol' ass on a babe wearing tight pants.

Dude 1: Man, her ass is sooo nice.
Dude 2: Yeah bro, she's got a foa constrictor for sure.

by nedflembake February 19, 2011

coastal boy

Coastal Boy: a white male native to the South Carolina Low Country. Coastal Boys are identifiable by their Performance Fishing Gear shirts, visors, and Costa Delmar sunglasses with croakies carefully placed on the back of the neck. The hair of a Coastal Boy is swept down in front and flipped up in the back, thus often confused for a classic Justin Bieber.

See Also: Vineyard Vines models

You know that fella with three Yeti coolers? He's definitely a Coastal Boy.

by Mallard Man April 5, 2016

Coastal golf

Wealthy people playing golf on courses along the coast.

Tom asked how my weekend in Laguna Beach was and I said “Great, I’d never played coastal golf before.”

by SmugLawyer February 10, 2021

East Coast Skater

An east coast skater is anyone who lives in a state along the atlantic ocean. East Coast skaters usually look up to Bobby Puleo, Anthony Pappalardo, Fred Gall, Gino Iannucci and other east coast legends. East coast skaters are known for their creativity and actually skating street and not just skating in the middle of a california school yard on a really sunny day

Look at that kid wearing brown cords and a flannel, such an east coast skater

by Bad Man Taco April 19, 2009