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female comedian

she is very unfunny she must be a female comedian
by male comedian July 27, 2020
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Comboe

Everyone comboe
by Mikethestampede November 13, 2011
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Comedy Clubjob

When your partner (preferrably a woman) gives you a handjob during a crowded comedy show. A long shirt is recommended.
I got a Comedy Clubjob last Saturday during the show causing me to miss a few jokes.
by Nightraider December 9, 2007
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internet comedy

A Guide to Ranking Your Internet Comedy

In the digital jungle of memes and jokes, we need to establish a definitive hierarchy of comedic expression. Gone are the days of simple "LOL" or "LMAO" - we're taking you to new heights of laugh-induced altitude sickness. Starting at Level 1, we have the humble "LOL" – a giggle that barely makes a sound, like a silent but slightly amused ninja. Level 2 brings you "LMAO" - the kind of laugh that's strong enough to detach your derriere, but it's still not the ultimate chuckle.

As we ascend the mountain of mirth, Level 3 presents us with "LMFAO" - a riotous laugh that has your posterior not only detached but also flailing around the room. The penultimate peak, Level 4, boasts "ROFL" - you're rolling on the floor like a freshly baked pizza dough, with tears of laughter streaming down your cheeks. Finally, the summit of hilarity, Level 5 - "MFLOL", a transcendent experience of Me Freaking Laughing Out Loud. It's the laughter that echoes through the cosmos, the kind that your neighbors complain about, but you just can't help it – you've reached the MFLOL zenith!
Your jokes are f'n hilarious, you're peaking internet comedy.
by Alpha_Omega_Peasant April 13, 2023
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When a guy is waiting for his morning boner to go down before he gets out of bed.
Jimmy: Yo Dan, why is Fred still in bed? Is he still sleeping?

Dan: Nah. he's just waiting for the sun to come down,
by flabbegastingg December 29, 2009
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come-a-gutsa

Verb. (Australian colloquialism) To be thrown off a moving object at high speed, arms and legs flailing, landing on a hard surface and sustaining multiple wounds and broken bones.
Slow down on that bike, Stevo!! You're gonna come-a-gutsa!!
by doc brown September 9, 2007
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don't come for me

Reconsider bringing any issues concerning me to light. Such issues include: shortcomings, false accusations, wise cracks, jokes, etc. Meaning there is a time and place for this and current company is not it.
Employee: What's going on?
Co-worker (in the middle of a meeting): If you were on time you would know.
Employee: Don't come for me.
by imthenewclassic October 2, 2017
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