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hairy cockroach

When hair drys around the tub drain when thrown against a wall it looks like a "hairy cockroach". Thus creating a hairy cockroach. Elliot --
by sinfully.sweet2011 September 30, 2014
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The Cockodile Hunter

The Cockodile Hunter is not your typical gay male. His excitement level when he is meat gazing for COCK causes an excitement similar to when Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter seen a Croc.

Me: Hey Roger what's going on?

Roger: Oh nothing just out meat gazing

Me: Oh Ok

Roger: (Spots some street meet) Crikey! Look At The Size of That COCK !

Me: Well Roger if that's what you're in to.
My friend Roger who is gay is quite The Cockodile Hunter. When Roger spots COCK he can hardly contain himself.
by Back Door Bandit June 21, 2019
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Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.
Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.
by STWEAM cult member July 9, 2018
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social cockroach

Much like the insect bearing the same name, a social cockroach, is a person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, who just refuses to go away.
"My ex-husband, is a 100% social cockroach. He prowls the night in a drunken stupor, vandalizing my boyfriend's car."
by D. Gould December 9, 2006
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cockrot

Sexually transmitted disease of the penis - much similar to cuntrot in a woman
"I wouldn't dare fuck her, one dip and I'd have cockrot!"
by downa boi July 3, 2003
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Cockroach

A bandwagon Cowboys fan from somewhere other than the Dallas area.
After the Cowboys won their first game, I saw two cockroaches at the store wearing their Cowboys jackets.
by i hate dallas September 23, 2009
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Dog Cock Rod

When a man puts his erect penis into a dog's anus, then uses the dog as a cock extension. The most popular dog cock rod is a sausage dog it adds the most length without too much weight. The rough fur also add for extra clitoral stimulation making dem bitches pretty happy.
1. John sure used his dog cock rod to its maximum potential, that bitch look very tired.
2. Wow! My dog cock rod is so good, she loved it.
3. That st bernard was awesome, the extra girth did it for me, oh and the free lubrication (its slavery chops).
by Twiggy222 June 5, 2014
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