Clucterfuck

Fucking 30 or more chickens within 10 minutes

Damnit my husband has been out clucterfucking again

by Kool Duck November 6, 2020

Walking Clusterfuck

A person who has an almost infallible ability to fuck up anything they set their hands or minds to. See clusterfuck

Looking at the American Economy and the state of Iraq, one can only come to the conclusion that Dublya is a walking clusterfuck

by yv July 8, 2004

Argentinian Clusterfuck

Getting caught after telling people that you're going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but really you're in Argentina having an affair.

SC Gov. Mark Sanford found himself in an Argentinian Clusterfuck, after having told his family, aides and political allies that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, held a press conference to admit that he was actually in Argentina having an affair.

by Sanford2012NOT June 24, 2009

Clusterfucktabulous!

An optional answer for someone involved in a clusterfuck when they're asked how it's going.

"How it going with that project?"
"It's clusterfucktabulous!"

by Shockman February 25, 2006

colonel clusterfuck

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up

everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.

by j son May 25, 2009

Clusterfuck

Clusterfuck (adj.): An excessive mass, group, or accumulation of things in a disorderly and unproductive manner.

Ex.: "The world is a clusterfuck of dooftards."

by NeverFearTheTurkIsHere April 28, 2010

Wal-Mart Clusterfuck

The condition in which a large number of people with no real direction or purpose suddenly find themselves in conflict with each other, and simultaneously decide - subconsciously - to meet in the middle, which somehow manages to only make things exponentially worse.

Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.

The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.

"Everything was cool, until someone started running. Then other people started to panic and they started running, and no one really knew which way they were even supposed to be running; eventually it just turned into one big Wal-Mart Clusterfuck.

I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."

by comorbid June 14, 2010