1. For parents: The Chumscrubber is everything we ignore - all those subjects and conversations that parents and teens should be having but aren't-- the physical embodiment of everything we'd rather not deal with, everything that causes pain, or discomfort.
2. To teenagers: The Chumscrubber is a hero, a survivor, a fellow teenager who arrives into the real world to protect and keep his or her friends clean.
A Chumscrubber is the one that fights against all odds to keep things authentic. When everyone is busy being superficial and playing the "ignorance is bliss" card, the Chumscrubber comes and knocks some sense into the world. This can be achieved in seemingly insignificant moments, I suppose... Just one or two words, a look, a well-timed sigh. The Chumscrubber is what the parents don't want to think about because the idea of the child being more in-tune with life than the adult is just plain depressing. The parents are the ones that are supposed to be solving problems, trying to save the world. When they can't do it, they ignore it. Ignorance is bliss, ignorance is bliss.
2. To teenagers: The Chumscrubber is a hero, a survivor, a fellow teenager who arrives into the real world to protect and keep his or her friends clean.
A Chumscrubber is the one that fights against all odds to keep things authentic. When everyone is busy being superficial and playing the "ignorance is bliss" card, the Chumscrubber comes and knocks some sense into the world. This can be achieved in seemingly insignificant moments, I suppose... Just one or two words, a look, a well-timed sigh. The Chumscrubber is what the parents don't want to think about because the idea of the child being more in-tune with life than the adult is just plain depressing. The parents are the ones that are supposed to be solving problems, trying to save the world. When they can't do it, they ignore it. Ignorance is bliss, ignorance is bliss.
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being the most unliked person in your community. this person is the opposite of what you think is tight; a straight rookie
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by rizkid June 22, 2008
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1. A man or woman who uses another person to make their significant other jealous.
2. Some one who plays dumb and lets someone else take advantage of them because being taken advantage of suits that persons alternative motives.
3. The advanced chump trapper can build a chump trap post event into a chump trap, by taking advantage of a seemingly bad situation.
4. Someone who feeds out coercive or false information to manipulate those chumps who buy into it is a chump trapper setting a chump trap.
5. Anyone who plays gullible or dumb, or turns a situation around to get what they want is setting a chump trap.
1. A man or woman who uses another person to make their significant other jealous.
2. Some one who plays dumb and lets someone else take advantage of them because being taken advantage of suits that persons alternative motives.
3. The advanced chump trapper can build a chump trap post event into a chump trap, by taking advantage of a seemingly bad situation.
4. Someone who feeds out coercive or false information to manipulate those chumps who buy into it is a chump trapper setting a chump trap.
5. Anyone who plays gullible or dumb, or turns a situation around to get what they want is setting a chump trap.
This is some advanced drama chess playing here folks. You know those people who are manipulative. Well these people are down right sociopaths.
"That girl thinks she burned him by telling his girlfriend what he did, but he just used her as a chump trap to make is girlfriend mad to manipulate her.'
"Michelle is in such a chump trap, she acts like she likes that guy just because he is rich, and he knows it so he takes advantage of her."
"He told her he needed help with his math homework so he could spend time with her, but he is actually really good a math."
"Politicians and the media often uses manipulative language and imagery to guide people into behaving and thinking a certain way."
"That girl thinks she burned him by telling his girlfriend what he did, but he just used her as a chump trap to make is girlfriend mad to manipulate her.'
"Michelle is in such a chump trap, she acts like she likes that guy just because he is rich, and he knows it so he takes advantage of her."
"He told her he needed help with his math homework so he could spend time with her, but he is actually really good a math."
"Politicians and the media often uses manipulative language and imagery to guide people into behaving and thinking a certain way."
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by AlkalineWinter September 5, 2013
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