How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

Checkitout

Said as One Word , Also Said Very Fast . Refers to a Joke Telling Someone to Look at Something Disturbing .

"Checkitout!"
"Ew Man, That's Gross!"
lookatem

by Nikka480 July 11, 2011

Chick-Fil-Itis

That feeling you get when you're craving Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday but it's closed.

*On a Sunday*
Person 1: "Bro, I'm craving Chick-Fil-A."
Person 2: *Hits blunt* "It's not open bro, it's Sunday. You got Chick-Fil-Itis man."

by Carthago Delenda Est January 29, 2018

CheckitCheckit

CheckitCheckit refers to a trinny saying, when one is about to tell a rather boring story or fact. This invites the listener to 'switch off'.

"So CheckitCheckit, the other day I was eating KFC..."

by Shents May 20, 2009

checkit

A term used in place of "see ya" or "kind regards" at the end of a written correspondence such as email/letter/text message.

hey man,
are you still up for bar trivia at the Comm on Wednesday night?
Checkit,
Gezza

by Geraldine Williams May 30, 2006

Chick-fil-a-itus

The sensation when you crave Chick-Fil-A, almost more than you normally would and then you realize that it's Sunday and they're closed.

Going about your day;
"Hey I'm hungry. AH! I know what I want. I want Chick-Fil-A."
-Look at the day- (It's Sunday)
"Fucking Chick-Fil-A-itus!!"

by Caliril Cosplay February 20, 2012

Italian Mafia Chick

she has the funnest you-tube videos ever! lol

chick "did you watch the Italian Mafia Chicks new video!?!?!"

guy "yea shes sooo funny! i almost pissed myself. plus shes hott"

chick "yea i bang her..."

by ur moms in my bed March 31, 2009